re: Right now the terrorists are fighting over who will be their next leader.
"I don't want to be the leader...You be the leader."
"No. I insist. You be the leader."
"Ah but you look much more like the Prohet"
"Oh no...We don't really know what the prophet looked like. You deserve it."
"Ah, but I have to many wives who keep me very busy...If you know what I mean."
"Well just yesterday you were telling me you wanted to get out of the house and away from their nagging ways more often."
"Oh but I was only joking. You be the leader."
"How about Mikiji. He was Zarkowi's favorite."