We here at HabitableZone Properties pride ourselves on shrinking from no challenge, however large or cosmic, and I proffer my profound interest in discussing further your interest in certain properties both in the heavens and here on Earth.

If you are seriously interested in acquiring property on the "surface" of our Solar System's largest and perhaps most under-appreciated tract, then we are, of course, happy to help. Our Mr. Henderson-Skank can be in touch with you to discuss the special codicils and disclaimers and definitions of such important, yet on Jupiter, so problemmatical, terms such as "surface" and "location". Although, if I may be so bold, an important personage such as yourself may wish to dispense with such burdensome trifles and just put your faith in us, as our expertise with conceptual property is long and indeed dates back a century to our pioneering work in the development of certain previously-inaccessible (and some never-proven cases previously-nonexistent) properties in the American State of Florida. As our Mr. Henderson-Skank always says, "marsh gas is marsh gas, whether it's in a Florida swamp or on or somewhere about Jupiter", and I am quite sure that I would agree with him I fully understood his point.

As has been alluded to in my previous paragraph, and vis a vis your inquiry concerning "a certain bridge in NYC", first let me reassure you of our absolute discretion. No word shall leak from our lips of your grace's interest in that "certain bridge", as silence is in our interests as well as your own. The good news, then, is that indeed, we are the licensed Agents empowered to deal with you in the matter of that "certain bridge". Spot on, sir! Congratulations on finding us so cannily! We are instructed to offer you not only an outright purchase of this fine monument to the bridgebuilder's art, but we have also considered in the past and are prepared to do so now, some such arrangement as lease-purchase or an installment purchase. I'm sure we can come to some arrangement to our mutual satisfaction, my fine sir!

Please do not hesitate to contact me at your earliest convenience. I remain forever,

Your obedient servant,

Ubert Moderator
www.habitablezone.com