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The Bible According to Einstein

At the three-quarters point shall the pressure drop to three-million atmospheres and allow a new fluid to appear, which shall make up the outer layer of mighty Jupiter. It shall be a mixture of liquid molecular hydrogen and liquid helium. Thus the surface of Jupiter shall be an ocean of helium and hydrogen!

Now in the conducting metallic middle layer shall swirl electric currents, which produce a magnetic field nineteen-thousand times stronger than the magnetic field of Earth.285 And as the planet rotates, radio waves shall be produced by this magnetic field. And magnetic interactions shall create a five-million-Ampere electrical current between Jupiter and its companion Io. Thus an invisible lightning shall spark between the two.