Johannes, please stop.
You sound like a man who cannot read music, and cannot play a musical instrument, lecturing an orquestra on theory.
You sound like a man who cannot speak a foreign language trying to correct the pronunciation and grammar of someone who can.
You sound like an old, disabled man trying to show an athlete how to play his sport.
You're embarassing yourself in this company, and it is painful to me to have to see it. I do not enjoy watching a man humiliate himself.
You do not appear to be a malicious person, or a particularly dull one, so I genuinely feel for you and what you are doing to yourself. Stop for the sake of your dignity, if nothing else. Go in peace, but please go.