Your'e right Bowser! I see it now!!!!!!

I SEE ALL OF IT! THE BIG PICTURE!

Bush is a MONSTER!!!!!!!

But beware!!!! Surely, you, Eric, Lindy, Robert, Jack and Publius can await the arrival of Bush's crack dissent-suppression teams any moment now which have eyes and ears - everywhere! Your dissent has obviously been duly noted. You may even finally get the long-awaited chance to get arrested and be an "official" martyr rather than an unofficial one.

Climb into the doghouse and hide! I hear the choppers taking off now!

No...wait...

... that's just the computer's fan noise. Nevertheless..you can't be too careful! Dig a hole under the doghouse to hide in so you are prepared when they inevitably come for all who have gotten wise to the scheme!

If you do get unlawfully detained by Bush's minions I certainly hope the cells at Guantanamo have internet access (I've heard it may be a dial up connection! The Filthy Monsters!), so we can hear first hand reports of the horrible abuse. I hear they have no sweet potatos - only mashed potatos! Oh, the humanity!

Meanwhile, Mary Anne has been busy filling out thousands of Patriot Act requests for user reading habits! Her library has been stalked by a breast covering former Attorney General with a pen blotting out the boobs in everything from Andrew Lang's fairy books to Arthur Rackham's illustrations for the Rhinegold. Bush's reign of terror through the libraries continues unabated!

Mary Anne.. .I feel your pain! Where's a boob lover like Clinton or Janet Reno when you need them?

And, what's more, I hear that airports are now going to hire more security guards and remove drink vending machines from the lounges! Oh the insanity of it all! The suffering and pain! Bush, you monster! Surely you and Tony Blair made it all up. If only Eric could post some more links showing the conspiracy in more detail!

And to top it all, The Afghans are still selling and growing opium! Next thing you know you'll tell me Columbia is still producing cocaine and Berkeley is still growing weed! How could this happen!

I know!!!! I see it all now the way the left does!

Why it's obvious! A child could know this stuff!

Clearly Bush sent his CIA drug running operatives to plant the stuff and collect a portion of the take. Barbara Bush may be old but she has been experimenting for the past ten years on a 'foilage retardant' proof opium plant back in Kennebunkport. (I'm sure Lindy has a link for this somewhere - so you may want to ask her to point us in the right direction to confirm it)

Yes, Bush is a dictator. And he is obviously a complete Moron! I've seen several speechs in person and he said "we" instead of "I"! What an idiot! He's only one person! Do we have any more clips of his mispeaks? Jack...can you help us here?

And the last time I was in Europe, as I was walking past the p0rno shop in the airport (after I was mugged for my wallet by a gang of Turks at knifepoint) I read in the Deutsche Zeitung about the new kiddie p0rn political party being formed in Denmark... but below that article I saw a very unfavorable article about Bush!

At that moment I knew Americans would never get the respect of the enlightened Europeans ever again! How Raoul can bear to post with us moral dark ages US folks is truly one of of the new seven wonders of the world!

When will it end Bowser? I know you've been holding back all this while and you have a master plan for saving us from Bush and the neocons!

Tell us now...please! PLEASE!

Robert thinks the left can vote their way back into power! How naive! Robert obviously hasn't heard.. voting is pointless! The Neo-con scum have taken over the DIEBOLD voting machines! It's ALL rigged! No democrat can ever win again! (Ask Lindy for more links on this one too)

With Mary Anne busy, Robert's plan hopelessly foiled..the leftist world awaits YOUR final solution!!!

Save us all from Bush & the neo-con slime! Only you don't see the world in black or white... you are an expert on all the different shades of grey!

Bowser, you're our only hope!

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And yes..this'll probably have to go to flame.

On the plus side it gives the moderators more practice with their HTML skills.
(You're welcome guys!)