You're in trouble Rob!
Our program for chem-dispersal was going fine. Too many folks were looking at big planes and Lindy was alerting them to the chemtrails so we engineered and are testing these small rotary craft for dispensing mind-altering chemicals to the masses at low elevations.
Pelosi will not be happy if the secret gets out too fast. She paid us big bucks to operate these over highly contested polling areas during the last election and spray the voters with Liberogas Formula X.
It's 6 month chemical stability are wearing off even as we type...we expect a BIG new spraying order and a check to arrive any day in the mail...
;-)