I say let em all become their own nations
They'll come crying back soon enough.
Or they'll have a civil war complete with sectarian violence.
The Canadians will try to intervene, but "freedom fighters" will thwart them
at every turn. They will try to surge their troops.
Mexico will invade from the south, giving a whole new meaning to the
term illegal aliens.
Britain will try to take back their colonies in one last push for regaining
their manhood, but will fail miserably when they discover that the
natives aren't into sipping tea and think that cricket is an insect
that chirps.