Since we knew you were out of town...we ..uh...sorta...had a party at your place.

We will pay for the damages, but SDAI deliberately threw the grill into the pool.

Art put a virus in your computer...

Lindy spilled red wine on your living room rug

Fox stole your Heinlen Book Collection

TAFKASE was dancing on the dining room table with his PeeWee Herman shoes

Yeti went to swing at a photo of you, and punched a hole in the wall

FrankC tried to keep Arrell from drinking that 6th shot of Tequila...he threw up...he missed the toilet...( hurled chunks just do not come out of the carpet that well.)

Robert just hammered away all night on his laptop..(.he was a party pooper)...he may have been taking photos of us, though....EEKS!

I on the otherhand, was trying to keep everyone in line...I REALLY tried, TB...but I have always wanted to see a TV kicked in...I wondered if it would spark. It does...it was beautiful...like fireworks!!!!

ER was mumbling all night about Cuban cigars being the schiz-nitz...but man can they smolder in a nylon rug!

...everything else is a blur after the police came.