May I suggest
That the two of you at least get a basic education on the actual physics?
try:
http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/physics/8-01-physics-i-fall-2003/index.htm?utm_source=OCWDept&utm_medium=CarouselSm&utm_campaign=FeaturedCourse
or
http://oyc.yale.edu/physics
It would save everyone a lot of time, and would save you both a lot of embarrassment....