...VIVA paper towels are definitely stronger than before. They take up less space too, since they have started vacuum packing them. One almost has to pry the paper towels apart. Go to your nearby market and buy some today. Brawny? That redneck just had his hat handed to him by a paper towel with packaging that doesn't need to be changed when sold south of the border.

...this years batch of Girl Scout Trail Mix is tastier than ever before. The raisins are plump and fresh and the nuts are carefully cooked, no burnt taste or teeth shattering undercooked surprises. If you haven't already bought some, or you usually buy the cookies, this is a fine year for Girl Scout Trail Mix. Some places of work now ban employees from pitching their fellow employees for sales, but those places are probably unAmerican anyway.

...Europeans are starting to be seen in US cities and tourist spots in greater quantities than any time since August 2001. They are spending their converted EUROs and reinvesting in the US economy. Smile at all those you meet but if they ask for direction in perfect English just shake your head like you don't understand what they are saying - or charge them 5 euros for the assistance.

...start building your fallout shelters now, for readiness by early 2008. Putin's recent words and actions give evidence we may yet need them. Everyone with the capacity to build a shelter should have one fully stocked by November 2008.

That's all for this weeks important news.
Thank you for your time & attention!

SDAI-Tech1