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re: What do you think is in the cannisters?
Yeti — (archived)

Secret mojotastic foobidy-woobidy space extract. It allows them to summon the aliens from frumpalon 5, who then channel ramadamadingdong... whose orgone rays allow them to teleport interdimensionally... Albeit at the cost of a slight increase in global temperature.

What, don't believe me? Well- Prove it ain't so! Course I ain't got no evidence! The government is all conspircialliously suppressin' stuff. Thats right, the same gov't that can't successfully occupy a third world country or run an effective disaster relief campaign. Their very incompetence is just a smoke screen for their divine ability to hide their chemtrail activity behind.

Its either what TB suggests it is, or its one of the several test beds for the Airborne Laser System- which uses a chemical laser. If its the later, whats in the tanks is a bunch of nasty toxic explosive chemicals. If its the former, I ain't got no idea. But because I ain't got no idea doesn't mean its chemtrail chemicals. It means I ain't got no idea. Thats sort of how, you know, rational thinking works. Everything that you don't know is not a cloud or a pile of goat intestines onto which to project whatever superstition we may hold.

Now, before you go screaming 'wounded woman' at the top of your longs to whoever will listen to you (which, amazingly, you can still find those who will), note that I made no insult and called no name.

Yeti

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