More like the fear of beer, if you ask me.
Makes a nice insect (and wife) repellent.
I've got a nice flyswatter that goes splat. I'll open the doors and chase them out if they're flying around, but if they're on a screen, it usually their last dance.
Your story was neat, but not my kind of story.
>"I know you never will, but if you put your hand down next to a wolf spider, you can coax it to climb aboard and carry it outside."
You got that right. I pay rent or a mortgage. Those hairy things are free loaders.
They must die!