How dare they??!!
Iceland phasing out fossil fuels for clean energy
Dang Icelanders! Always waving their butts contemptuously in America's face, always doing things that allow them to be held up as an example of a responsible and sensible nation!
How's that supposed to make us Americans feel, Iceland?? Are you *trying* to make us feel like a bunch of backward hicks who are more interested in what's covering, or not covering, Britney's crotch than in the planet's state of health?? Well, mission accomplished. Hope you're happy, Iceland. Go Bjork yourselves.
