And he was sober in the morning...
to quote another famous aphorism...
Elizabeth Braddock: Mr. Churchill, this is a disgrace. You are quite drunk.
Churchill: This may be well and true, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Not entirely attributable, but still magnificently witty...
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill One of my earliest graphic memories of real-world events is watching the funeral train of Winston Churchill pass, whistling and steaming...
