Yes, we geologists know the truth about oil and we ain't gonna tell you.
It is our knowledge that brought you this drug. It was our skill that found it. We got you hooked and now, unless you all start paying through the nose for what we produce, well then screw you, we're headed for this really cool valley in Colorado where we still use gold and silver for money and we leave the lights on all night long.
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