Jody, I will take a crush any day over this phrase...
"You're such a really great friend!"
For most guys, to hear that from a woman, you might as well
just cut off their cahones and give them a dress to put on.
Ever see the Far Side cartoon where some Alpha Male cavemen
are out hunting a saber tooth tiger (or was it a mammoth?) and
one says to the other "Ha! Stupid Beta Males are stuck back in
cave with women while we men are out here hunting!"
Actually, I don't like being categorized and what I really want
to do is get rid of this primitive flesh shell and join a Matroishka
Brain, or at least get a really cool battlerob body with laser
cannons that come out of my chest like one of my old robot
toys did.
Chicks dig that, right?