You missed the gps tracking unit I have on your car....

Ask Lindy about where to buy high quality tin-foil hats...

The simple fact is I had a bookmark to the 'napalm' thread since it was the epitome of a flame thread- contender for the longest thread on the zone- a thread against which all other flame threads are measured. I remembered the other uncle post because that thread was such a wonderful example of you getting your ass handed to you multiple times. I had no bookmark to it...

OR you could believe....

My patented HZ searchable database contains every post you have ever made - I can search it and find out anything I want about anyone here... By using Stylometric analysis my AI system can search the web for other documents written by you under any handle or IP- thus uncovering your actual identity.... This AI system runs on a gargantuan supercomputer capable of making connections between seemingly unrelated bits of information to uncover facts about those that post here. Project MEGARRELL has a staff of hundreds of IT WHIZ-KIDS all at my beck and call...

For instance, it was a 5 minute runtime for MEGARRELL to hunt down the clients of Houston based IT services provider, C****One, in your home state and assess your employers reaction to having one of its employees espousing a neo nazi agenda and posting from their network....

:) I honestly dont care which explanation you decide to believe...