A new study has revealed that cannibalism may be more dangerous than previously acknowledged. The study reveals that cannibals have ignored and downplayed the fact that the human body contains large amounts of the radioactive isotopes 14C, and even larger amounts of 40K. These potentially deadly radioactive isotopes can emit antimatter when they violently decay, Anti-matter is the deadliest substance known to man, a single gram of antimatter- if properly distributed and administered- could kill every single human being on earth.

Researchers found that in an average 70kg sample of human flesh over 4.4*103 nuclear decays of 40K occur every second! EVERY ONE of these decays emits POTENTIALLY DEADLY antimatter.

Ironically, although antimatter is one of the most deadly substances known to science - 250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times more toxic than table salt- the federal government has no power to regulate the amounts of antimatter producing isotopes in human flesh, nor to even require Soylent Green Industries to disclose this ingredient to the public, says public interest law professor Jeff Dahmer of the Pork Institute. "This is just another strong argument for cannibals to give Pork- the other white meat- another chance."

Indeed, surveys show that most cannibals have no idea that there is antimatter producing radioactive material in the human flesh that they consume.

Dr. Chuey Donner expressed hope that this research would lead cannibals to rethink their nutritional choices. "It is possible that by getting this important information out there that health concious individuals who have an insatiable hunger for human flesh will re-evaluate their menu choices- or at the very least reduce the amount of tender juicy human flesh that they enjoy in their daily diet." Dr. Donner also stated that the choice of which human organs to consume could greatly impact the risk; "The Human Brain, considered by many cannibals to be a delicacy, ironically is also very high in levels of potentially deadly 40K. Simply by eliminating this admittedly tasty treat from our diets could greatly reduce exposure. This is something we have tried to get across to the zombie community to no avail."

Requests for comments by the largest representative of the U.S. zombie community, the Republican Party, were answered only with "MMMMMM BRAAAAAIIINS, AND OFFSHORE DRILLING GOOOOD!".

Raoul, to you really think the above article would make a dent in the well known Belgian hunger for human flesh? YES or NO?