Well, as my old Scoutmaster used to say, "Be Prepared".
I wouldn't mind getting sucked into a black hole feet first. I'm not overweight right now, simply heighth challenged. Prefering to avoid the rack a black hole seems to be the preferred way to do something about it.
So, I'll watch for the first major earthquake NOT on a fault line and position myself feet toward it and wait.
Be Prepared is still my motto. By the way, Tom Lehrer was my scoutmaster. And a helluva guy he was. Imparted values in all of us which have lasted to this day and served us well.
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