"And Mrs. Palin, how do you?"

"I just look there and know that God loves me and God is love and that's all I need to know today! I know that if I want pipelines, God wants pipelines. If Bush wants war, God wants war. That's what I see. My faith is so sustaining. (Wink to the left, then right.)"

Our next question is to Mrs. Palin

"Mrs. Palin, regarding the mortgage crunch. How would you suggest average people handle this crisis?"

"Golly, there, I know there are millions of Joe Sixpacks out there who are suffering because Obama and his terrorist friends wanted to profit and were greedy and attacked America. I think the easiest short-term solution to the problem is for Joe to change his name to 'Twelve-pack', or maybe 'Joe Three Sixpack'. I know in my little town of Wasilla when I was Mayor many nice people handled their crises that way and they are fine folks (Big smile, wink, finger point)."

And now Senator Biden - "Senator, do you see any way out of the mortgage crisis you have created and nurtured while your friends and advisors profited from exploiting wonderful American people who were confused and lied to by your mortgage broker campaign donors?"

Yep, a Fox "debate" would have been a great idea.

Arf