I had to laugh. "I told that bomb to be careful!"
Thinking about your Mark IV Surgical Laser-Guided 220 Kilogram Smart Bomb with programmed blast effect and shrapnel to protect the innocent, young and old, dropped on an apartment house.
Oh, my. Well, the intentions were honorable. Not my fault it hit civilians.
If you didn't mean to hit civilians, why such a large bomb?
Because we were out of our Mark V Compassionate GPS-Guided 440 Kilogram Super-Intelligent Fifth-Generation Cruise Missiles with the shrapnel soaked in morphine just in case it comes into contact with non-combatants. The White Phosphorous core is to cauterize any incidental scratches received by the innocent.
Only kindly, thoughtful collateral damage there.
Arf