"Pope warns of misuse of religion" in speech to Muslims. (I did not make this up.)
"Pope Benedict XVI has warned against the misuse of religion for political ends, in a speech to Muslim leaders on the second day of his visit to Jordan.
"Speaking in the King Hussein Mosque in Amman, he argued that religion was a force for good, but its "manipulation" caused divisions and even violence.
"The pontiff is also due to visit Israel and the West Bank on an eight-day tour."
I don't believe this is an "Onion" concoction, either. Sure reads like one, though.
Arf
