Achtung Jody
The Offtopic Forum still exists, you can reach it through the Forum List button as I just did. But it has been replaced on the pull down menu marked "Forums" by our new Food Network Feature.
As for me, I'll take a bacon mushroom cheeseburger, fully loaded, with Freedom Fries and a chocolate shake any day. As Ian Fleming once remarked, it is the finest of American Cuisine.