We're good people here in Illinois...
In fact, you can be a scum-sucking, bottom-dwelling, corrupt-as-a-file-that-won't-open politician, and all we'll give you is a slap on the wrist.
Cripes. What should have been shooting fish in a barrel becomes a tale of the one that got away.
What is it about the Governor's Office in this state that attracts the criminally insane?