There you go again, TB!
I live in the Midwest; I own my house (or the bank does) and I do NOT have a basement of any kind. Neither do my neighbors.
Your son will probably hate you because he'll start reading those damned romance novels and will love them and he'll get teased by all his friends but the love of his life (whoever she turns out to be) will be grateful for his sensitive side.
Your daughter will love the King in her bedroom so she can sneak her boyfriend in and...
OK, now that I've got you worried about those and thinking on how you can rearrange your house again, my work here is done. 😁