Once you get on the toll road, there ain't nuttin' and nuttin' for half the state, it seems like. You going to Tulsa, you can get off at Miami and that's about it from just past the Missouri line. The nice thing is, the speed limit is 65, you can drive 110 and there ain' no HP or anyone to bother you. It's straight, it's fast, it's super express.

Of course, I may be misremembering.

One note, though. You gotta drive 110 or you'll fall asleep on accounta ain't nuttin' to see. Boringgggggggg. If you fall asleep at 110, you won't care. If you get what I mean. 😁

I'd say I was fru with the vernacular but I ain' sure I am. I'm in an Okie mood today.

Of course, if my friend who lives in Wyandotte, OK reads this, I'm dead. And that's after she runs over me at 110 miles an hour.