Just a thought on the earthquake in Japan
Japan actually MOVED 8' closer to us (to the East) during this quake. The good news is that, a few thousand years from now, it will be the US of A and Japan. The bad news is that Sarah Palin will be able to see Japan from her front porch. In fact, it may be ON her front porch.
I'm not in any way making light of this disaster but damn, we gotta find SOMETHING to laugh at. Or it just hurts too damn much.