Your drivel meets a surprising number of the definitions
A synonym for Johannes would be 'obtuse troll'. But your inability to see your fundamental error in talking about how the atmosphere could heat up shows that if you are not indeed full of crap, you are simply about as dumb as a sack of hammers.
Your refusal to consider what heat is and where it comes from, along with your inability to see scale in the energy it would take to move the ocean of air we live at the bottom of, shows that troll or hammer you are pointless onthis topic.
Ed