Shoes
A new Victoria's Secrets catalog hit our house today, as they do frequently*, and we noticed the shoes they're trying to sell now. Women's shoes have always been stupidly designed, but this is getting ridiculous. Why not just pound spikes into their feet then run over their toes with a truck? It would be cheaper, and do a lot less damage.

*Another great thing about living in America! Hugh Hefner can bite me.
