Beavis: Heh heh, this site Rocks! Check it out Butthead, there's this guy named Bowser, on this site called Habitablezone who asks these retarded questions.

Butthead: Bowser. Heh Heh...Like...is he a dog?

Beavis: No moron, he just posts using that name.

Butthead: Sounds like a dog.

Beavis: Listen to this, "Anyway, I would really be interested in anything which indicated the Soviets had any particularly political influence in Vietnam." Heh Heh. Can you believe this guy? Is he that stupid or what?

Butthead: Um..maybe he's joking.

Beavis: Yeah and maybe Barry Manilow rocks.

Butthead: Barry Manilow doesn't rock..he sucks! He sucks! He writes the songs that make the whole world puke! Twisted Sister rocks!

Beavis: Slap. No kidding! Get it! Get it yet?!

Butthead: Heh Heh. Yeah, he is serious.

Beavis: These other guys Tom, SDAI-Tech1, Dan and others...like..their cool...but they like spend all their posting time trying to give this guy a clue...and it's like I want to say "hey wake up - you're posting with Buttheads dad!"

Butthead: Bowser is my dad?

Beavis: Slap. No moron. I'm using your dad as an example.

Butthead: Cut it out! Quit slapping me!

Beavis: And...like there's like only three chicks on the whole board. Mary Anne, Marcia and Lindy.

Butthead: Are they naked chicks?

Beavis: I don't know. Maybe.

Butthead: Heh. Heh.

Beavis: Like if I were posting, I wouldn't even answer those Bowser guy's posts. It would be like, "So hey babes, whassup. Marcia why don't you bring Mary Anne and Lindy to come to the pool for a dip."

Butthead: Heh. Heh. Chicks. Pool. That rocks!"

Beavis: Yeah. I wonder if that Tom guy is gonna answer Bowser. This should be good. It's like wrestling. Bowser says something stupid to set himself up for a slam to the ground and then after the slam Bowser will get up again and say something stupid again and then slam down to ground again. Sometimes its like a free for all and they all jump in the ring and just slap him around.

Butthead: Heh, Heh. Cool. Slap him! Slap him! Make a post! Heh Heh!

Beavis: You know what would be cool? What I'd pay good money to see? I'd like to see that Bowser guy get up and ask that in front of Anderson's Vietnam Veterans monthly pancake breakfast!

Butthead: Heh, Heh. Yeah that would rock. It would be like...like fifty old guys...getting up and punching and kicking, pancakes and syrup flying everywhere. Their wives would be like screaming. Some would be like saying, "hit him for me honey, hit him for me!" Heh. Heh. heH.

Beavis: Yeah that would rock!

Butthead: Sign off! Heh Heh.

Beavis:

Beav...

Um er...like that Lindy chick thinks that Scott and McFly are that Tech guy in disguise. Maybe I should freak her out and pretend I am him.

Butthead: Go for it! Freak her out Freak her out! heh. heh,. Heh. Heh.

Beavis: Ok.. here goes...

sDaI--Tech

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Heh. Heh.