The Husband Shopping Center

A Husband Shopping Center was opened where a woman could go to choose from
among many men to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.

There was, however, a catch. Once you opened the door to any floor, you
must
choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go
back down except to exit the building.

So, a couple of girlfriends go to the shopping center to find husbands. On
the first floor the sign on the door said 'These men have jobs and love
kids.' The women read the sign and said "Well that's better than not having
jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up they go.

The second floor sign said 'These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and
are extremely good looking.' "Hmmm," say the women. "But, I wonder what's
further up?"

The third floor sign read 'These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework.' "Wow," say the women,
"very tempting. BUT, there's more further up!"

And so again, they go up.

On the fourth floor the sign read 'These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a
strong
romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me. But just think . . . what must be awaiting
us further on?

So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said 'This floor is
just to prove that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.'