Bowser and I were out in the woods hunting when we happened on a beautiful girl in a very skimpy outfit.

I winked at her and said, "Hey baby are you game?" "I sure am" she replied.

Damned if Bowser didn't shoot her.
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Bowser and I were on a road trip when he announced that he had to make an urgent pit stop.

I pulled the car over and Bowser ran into the woods. A bit later I heard him call out, "Hey Frank, you got any toliet paper?" "Hell no Bowser, have you got a dollar?" "I think so" he said. "Well use it" I replied.

A minute later Bowser shows up with his hand just covered with you know what.

"Forchristsake Bowser that's disgusting, I thought you had a dollar."

"Damn it Frank, do you know how hard it is to wipe youself with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickle?"