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Re: Serta . . .
D. Spires — (archived)

. . . and Joey Heatherton.

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Joey Heatherton could demolish a Jeanie episode in just 60 seconds, and all she had to do was sing a short, sultry jingle, and lay back on a Serta Perfect Sleeper mattress (no sheets need apply).

BTW:
At 14, her father had her turn down the lead in Stanley Kubrick’s Lolita. Sue Lyon got the part.

;^D
Dan
--ps--
Top 10 Fears of Snuggles the Fabric Softener Bear on November 29, 1988. (per David Letterman’s The Book of Top Ten Lists, 1990). They included:

10. Might someday have to chew own leg off to escape from lint trap.
9 Sleeping in laundry basket exposes him to attack by housecats.
8. He may wind up in a washer with Al Sharpton's undershirts.
7. People will find out about that mauled camper back in '78.
6. Excess softener will leave him unable to perform as a male.
5. First wife Joey Heatherton will write book claiming he beat her regularly.
4 Winnie-the-Pooh will get drunk at family gathering and start loudly suggesting that he should be the fabric softener bear.
3. Something might happen to George Bush.
2. Company doctors will perform some kind of surgery to insure he remains "snuggly" forever.
1 The Pillsbury Doughboy will ask him to poke lower"

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