Nah, it can't be that...
it must be the alien technology we finally figured out from Roswell! Or maybe it's the REAL technology behind Kamen's IT! That silly little scooter is just a disinformation campaign, I tell you. Kamen really invented an antigravity device.
See, sounding like a kook isn't all that hard. You just turn off your brain and type whatever gibberish comes to mind. Be careful - your brain may get stuck like that!