This ones for you "Bowser"
<Try To Remember
Try to remember the kind of September
When life was slow and oh so mellow
Try to remember the kind of September
When grass was green and grain so yellow
Try to remember the kind of September
When you were a young and a callow fellow
Try to remember and if you remember
Then follow--follow, oh-oh
If you didn't hear the accompaniment it is because I was playing the world's smallest violin.
Your post is judgmental, self righteous and oh so pedantic.