Well, there you go again!

Why is it we no longer hear of Jimmy’s giving away the Panama Canal, double digit inflation and American hostages held for 444 days? (BTW the Carter library gives the Credit to Jimmy for the hostage release.) What happened to his beer swilling bumpkin brother Billy the beer barren? I'm sure Lindy is still pissed at Jimmy for not making UFO info public.

I guess conservatives still have Chappaquiddick. There's Clinton's glorious foreign policy and Whitewater is still tossed around. The name Lewinski won't be leaving our lips soon. (I wonder if that was a Cuban?)

And what about AlGore the Ken doll. Thank God for that rigged election. Mexico would probably be our 51st state about now.

Go ahead and dis Reagan all you want. Not only is he bulletproof but he’s also made of Teflon as well. What you manage to scoop up just wont stick.

As long as we have politicians there'll be fodder for the Cannons.

(Jesus Christ BTW)