That is clever!
There are too many possibilities to go into now, but I like the framework.
One modification - by definition there will be no fouls called upon Sharon's side. And it is deemed a foul if Arafat's side does, indeed, throw a rock, shoot a gun or detonate a bomb.
The penalty will be a "free kick", delivered with armor and air. There is little difference between "rock" and "rocket", after all.
And, very clever. Wish I'da thought if the format, and I would have, and could have, had I not had to use my RAM and ROM to learn to fetch, heel, and crap outside.
Arf