Current Events
<''I'm 50 years old, and in 30 years of voting, I've never seen such a thing,'' said Deborah Shipes of Northwest Miami-Dade. She said only three of 30 machines were working at her polling place at 12500 NW 13th Ave. (Whatcha wanna bet that isn't a wealthy precinct.) “At Sunrise Lakes Phase I in West Broward, a mostly elderly crowd waited more than three hours to cast their ballots. Elections office clerk Sid Liss said, ``I've never seen anything like this. I've been here since 5:30 this morning, and I'm ready to blow my stack.'' (Elderly - Democratic?) You have to hand it to those Florida Republicans – they do what they have to so’s to win an “election”. “Damn the democracy, stop counting as soon as we’re ahead, and Jeb’ll take care of the rest of it! Always has, that boy.” Arf (this is sort of fun - there's so much conservative chicanery out there)
