<I do know that anyone who wanted to cause you some problems could call in saying they have been seeing some strange visitors at night at your house. Rub some marijuana leaves on the siding, sprinkle the powder from a firecracker on the door and on some grass, and you will have more problems than you want.

Someone tried that on me once, but his inherent cognitive problems caused him to confuse which pocket contained the fireworks and which one contained the doobies. Ended up trying to smoke a Roman candle, which was worth some five minutes of amusement on the part of the neighborhood when they came out to see what the noises were.

After he picked himself up and made some efforts at self-extinguishing, he smiled broadly, said, "Wow, man," pulled out another explosive, stuck it in his mouth and lit it up. Still smells like burning hair around here, and he's moved to a state where fireworks, if not marijuana, are legal.