Well, one of 'em is like a drunken child with a loaded gun.

The other is like a drunken child trying to figure out where to put the caps in his gun.

I don't know my opinion of either could go lower, though if I had to have one stalking me, I'll take the one with the cap gun. And no caps in it.

Oh, and another difference. I tend to read what the one says, make time for it in a crowded schedule.

Good to have you around. I take a swing at TB every once in a while, hit about as often as I miss, by my count. By his, I'm flailing.

Arf (the hell with it. Gonna go walk my dog at halftime, and it's halftime.)