Let's talk a bit about Universal Health Care and Conservative compassion, shall we?
It hurts to be branded for what we are sometimes. Tell us how compassionate you are, will you? Tell us how your compassion is boundless unless it costs you a penny. Tell us how sorry you feel for all the innocent lives lost in the now endless wars of freedom and democracy.
Tell us how much you admire Mother Teresa. Let's go on and on about that, shall we?
Tell us how you hate to drive through slums, so you don't. Now that's compassion! Tell us how "Shock and Awe" is compassion, how Saddam was worse than Bush or the new guy. Write that up, and send it in to Leno or Letterman.
There may be a few bucks in it.