This just in...Lindy & EP Grondine banned from Canadian air travel
In an egregious insult to a vocal segment of the US population, the Canadian government has banned known fruitcakes from Canadian airlines. Hope that our locak wackjobs had no flight plans to Toronto, Vancouver or other parts of the Great White North over the holidays.
A direct quote, "According to the Canadian Air Transport Security Authority, fruitcakes are being banned because they are notoriously difficult to identify on the X-ray scanners"