The joy and ecstacy of living in the People's Paradise of North Korea
What a glorious place:
The world's biggest statue.
The world's largest, per capita, full-time military.
The world's lowest standard of living.
The world's most repressive régime.
The world's most corrupt government.
The world's highest mortality rate.
The world's lowest consumer of food per capita.
U.N. issues appeal for North Korea food aid
World Food Program says its supplies are nearly exhausted