Horrible suspicion "C:"
It's the Democratic convention. All is in chaos. Suddenly, coming down the street is an immense chariot, a golden sphinx fifty feet high riding on dozens of heavy wheels, pulled by thousands of willing party workers. Atop the chariot is the savior, Hillary Clinton, her arms raised on high. Delirious worshippers hurl themselves under the wheels of Juggernaut. The party is restored!
From the Drudge Report: "In an off-the-record conversation with a dozen reporters earlier this week, General Wesley Clark plainly stated: 'Kerry will implode over an intern issue'..."
Clark? The Clinton buttmonkey?
...Nah. Need more coffee.