"Urban organic farming"
"Urban organic farming" is another name for having to grow food in your backyard to survive. Kind of like the "folk medicine" they were bragging about a couple of years back. It's all in the marketing, you see.
Maybe we could call our unemployed part of a "retraining incentive program."
And yes, I've heard of Operation Northwoods. It's based on a single book, which based it on a single document. Of course, the document is considered absolutely beyond reproach since it's just so delicious for the Left. Just for fun, compare this lack of critical investigation to their treatment of the letter intercepted in Iraq.