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Hey Lee - a special something for you

(Instructions to follow -)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/war/wwtwo/images/nazi_propaganda_kladderadatsch.jpg


INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE:

(1) Forget your protestations re "Hitler bad, Nazis good". We know your true feelings. Let out your inner Adolf.

(2) Print this picture, poster-sized. Only top Aryan quality is acceptable. All inferior printouts should be burnt, of course.

(3) Affix this superior-quality poster to the wall at the end of your bed.

(4) Find a jar of lubricant, and if your fetishes go that far, perhaps a police baton (or very smooth baseball bat).

(5) Apply liberally, or as required.

(No need to thank me - this is a public service)

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