Hey Lee - a special something for you
(Instructions to follow -)
INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE:
(1) Forget your protestations re "Hitler bad, Nazis good". We know your true feelings. Let out your inner Adolf.
(2) Print this picture, poster-sized. Only top Aryan quality is acceptable. All inferior printouts should be burnt, of course.
(3) Affix this superior-quality poster to the wall at the end of your bed.
(4) Find a jar of lubricant, and if your fetishes go that far, perhaps a police baton (or very smooth baseball bat).
(5) Apply liberally, or as required.
(No need to thank me - this is a public service)
