If I were Secretary General...

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Tom Brosz — 7/28/2004 11:15:55 PM (archived)

1. Call on America to send in troops--under complete and absolute U.N. control of course

2. Watch on television as they fight and die, and get dragged through the streets.

3. Complain mightily about how violent it all is. Oh, the children, the children! Send flunkie out for cappucino (I just LOVE New York!)

4. Wait for American victory, then fly to Sweden to collect my Nobel Prize.

5. Make appointment to shake finger sternly at mullahs of Iran, as they are building their very own Final Solution.

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Religion of Peace Update - Burning Sudanese Civilians Alive - p - 7/28/2004 9:16:49 PM
- Janjaweed Control - ZT - 7/29/2004 4:34:51 PM
- Say we make you secretary general... - alcaray - 7/28/2004 11:00:23 PM
  - I'd bring the full military might of the United Nations to bear! :-) - Buck Galaxy - 7/29/2004 5:19:56 AM
  - If I were Secretary General... - Tom Brosz - 7/28/2004 11:15:55 PM
    - I can see I've been approaching your challanges from the wrong side - alcaray - 7/29/2004 3:29:24 PM
      - What's depressing is that you think that's satire. - Tom Brosz - 7/29/2004 3:49:15 PM
        
        What's depressing is you trying to pawn this spin off as participation in a discussion - alcaray - 7/29/2004 3:55:24 PM
        
        And yeah, it's you. - Tom Brosz - 7/29/2004 6:06:02 PM
        
        re: And yeah, it's you. - alcaray - 7/29/2004 6:42:18 PM
        
        corrected HTML, sorry - alcaray - 7/29/2004 6:45:02 PM
        
        U.N. success stories - Tom Brosz - 7/29/2004 7:13:08 PM
        
        The world just fell on me - alcaray - 7/29/2004 11:33:37 PM
        
        re: The world just fell on me - Tom Brosz - 7/30/2004 12:00:33 AM
        
        Okay, some more detail. - Tom Brosz - 7/29/2004 5:36:28 PM
    - Beat me to it but you forgot the "Oil for Food" graft phase of UN ops (n/t) - p - 7/29/2004 1:37:52 AM

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