Modern science refuses to study this animal, but there is incontravertible proof of its existence, eyewitness sightings, historical documentation, and numerous photos- ARE all these people lying?! I DARE you to call them liars to their faces...

I am of course talking about the jackalope! It has a long history dating back to the early sabretooth jackalope:

Worshipped by the ancient egyptians:

some are alive today:

In fact many militaries began breeding them as weapons of mass destruction (jackalopes are vicious killers when threatened- imagine the rabbit from "monty pythons' the holy grail" only MUCH more deadly). Jackalope weaponization was abandoned by most nations after the ratification of the Vienna jackalope accords in 1971. However government contractor, Halliburton, continued the work in secret.

It was discovered in 1988 that the worlds largest, most vicious, population of wild jackalopes was living in the deserts of Iraq... Halliburton launched a behind the scenes plot to gain controll of the Iraqi jackalopes... The first attempt (the first gulf war), was nearly successful... The Iraqi army was easily destroyed, but when troops tried to capture the jackalopes the casualties were horrific... Seeing the carnage, Bush ordered a coverup and withdrew troops, before complete victory was achieved.

It was then that Halliburton began scheming again... Cheney, then director of jackalope related research, was groomed for power... He eventually would become the 'man behind the throne' in the second Bush administration... He orchestrated the second invasion of Iraq and this time failure was not an option...

The jackalopes were captured, and are now being bred in nevada at area 51...

AND STILL the scientific world just scoffs at the evidence!!!

learn more at:
http://www.jackalopemovie.com/Legend/legendtl1900.htm