Thank God I work in my garage...
Most of my e-mail is spam now. When my e-mail window is open, and sits there unattended, the e-mail just loads right up. When I came in, my screen was occupied by a big blue square with white bold lettering: "F**K LIKE A BUNNY!" This alternated with a couple of animated rabbits going at it. Would have been really something in an office environment.