Pit bull, Rotweiller? Nah, you've got all the yip and bite of a weiner dog whose intellect resembles those little short legs waddling quickly over a tile floor. Lots of neurons firing rapidly but not getting anywhere.

Oh yeah, I've always blamed Roosevelt for WWII and Lincoln for the Civil War. My hatred and disdain for those ineffective leaders simply knows no bounds. Why, my guess is that the two of them were in cahoots all along. Yeah, that's the ticket. Roosevelt was a time traveler who plotted with Abe during his childhood to flame the seeds of discontent about slavery knowing full well that it would eventually lead to the attack on Pearl Harbor. And Carter was in on it too. He helped grow the peanut that Hitler choked on during his teenage years that began his mind thinking about his master plan to eradicate the Jews.

By the way, when did Carter say the Revolutionary War was a mistake? I seem to have missed that one. This has got to be a classic misquote or misinterpretation of his words, knowing the character of the man.